Funny laser-engraved ID tags from a family with seven English bulldogs. The jokes are on the front. The phone number is on the back.
The sayings
Ninety-some lines, field-tested on seven bulldogs. Tap one to load it into the builder, then make it funnier. We won't be offended. Much.
Tag builder · no art degree required
The saying goes on the front. The name and your number go on the back. What you see is what we engrave.
$12 per tag, both sides engraved
Ships in 3–5 days · Free remake if we mess it up
How it works
No account, no password, no subscription. Just a tag, in the mail, with your number on it.
Pick a saying or write your own, add the name and number, choose a finish.
Card or Apple Pay on Clover's secure checkout, the same company that runs our card readers. No account, no password.
Engraved in our shop, checked against your order, and photographed before it goes in the envelope.
USPS, usually 3 to 5 days after payment. Or pick it up free at the Thirsty Beaches trailer and get a drink while you're there.
Checkout
Pay by card on Clover's secure page. We start engraving the moment it clears, and you get a receipt by email.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
When you send the order you go straight to Clover's secure payment page, from the same company that runs our card readers. Pay by card or Apple Pay. We never see your card number.
Most orders ship USPS from Lehi, Utah within 3 to 5 days of payment, and the West gets them fast. Event season at the trailer can add a day or two. If you have a deadline, say so in the notes and we'll tell you straight.
Engraved means it's yours forever, so no returns on custom tags. If we made a mistake, or the engraving isn't right, send a photo and we remake it free.
Yes, and please do. Up to three lines on the front, 24 characters each. The name and number go on the back. The preview shows exactly what fits. If it's too long we'll email you before we engrave.
No. It's cut into the metal, not printed on top. The colored tags are anodized aluminum, so the laser removes the color and exposes bright silver underneath. Stainless and brass get a deep dark mark. Our own dogs have worn these through salt water, sand and whatever is in the yard.
Yes. The 1.2" round or the heart sit fine on a cat collar. The cat will still not wear it, but that's between you and the cat.
Separate thing, same family. We breed English bulldogs occasionally. Email us if you're interested and we'll talk. Tags ship to anyone; puppies don't.
The management
We didn't start a dog tag company because we're crafty. We started it because we have seven bulldogs, they kept losing tags, and the boring ones at the pet store cost more than a decent lunch.
We also breed English bulldogs. Litters are occasional and the waiting list is real. If you're looking for one, email us and tell us about your home. We ask a lot of questions. The dogs would want us to.
Show us
Post your dog wearing the tag and tag us, or email the photo. Every month we pick one and that dog gets the next tag free. Bulldogs are not favored. Okay, slightly.
Psst. There are other ways to win on this page. One of them is running around it right now.